What did you order?
That's what I ordered
I'm gonna sip this, gin and tonic with lime
Then I rest it
On a surface
Now I want it back, but I don't know which one's mine

So I'm gonna drink yours
And I'm gonna drink mine
I've done it before
I'll do it all night

'Cause I'm a drink thief
I'm a drink thief
You don't want it back so I'm double-fisting yet again
'Cause I'm a drink thief
I'm a drink thief
Now I got a drink stuck in each of my red hands

I'm not trying to be rude
I just can't keep track of booze
How can I help it when they all look the same?
When I reach for
Delicious beverage
Who's it might be doesn't even cross my brain

So I'm gonna drink yours
And I'm gonna drink mine
I've done it before
I'll do it all night

'Cause I'm a drink thief
I'm a drink thief
You don't want it back so I'm double-fisting yet again
'Cause I'm a drink thief
I'm a drink thief
Now I got a drink stuck in each of my red hands

I didn't mean it
(My red hands)
I didn't mean it
(My red hands)
I'm a drink thief
(My red hands)

'Cause I'm a drink thief
Drink thief
You don't want it back so I'm double-fisting yet again
'Cause I'm a drink thief
A fuckin' drink thief
Now I got a drink stuck in each of my red hands